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The Assman

Assman@sh.itjust.works
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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Well duh, at nighttime when everyone is asleep

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What if I told you the amusing edit is the entire point

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You try taking your shirt off without arms

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We’re talking about that movie where a man of below average intelligence goes to the future and saves the world by teaching them the value of education, right?

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When you can’t decide between golfing and the batting cages

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There’s a mass extension event every 100 million years.

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See you boys at the crab orgy

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- things lizardman shapeshifters say

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