The Assman

I’m a big fan of his noodles

I do be cranking my hog

Came here to type those exact words 💀 what an absolute dork

He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

They already knew. The Norse found it 500 years before Columbus.

It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

I think it’s reasonable to say they knew. They probably didn’t realize how enormous the Americas were. But it was certainly known that some landmass existed west of Greenland. The Norse settled Greenland around year 1000 and allegedly founded colonies in Newfoundland around that time.

Nice, last I’d heard we were going off of written records. Didn’t know there was physical evidence.

Is it real? I thought the scrote frog was a myth?

Anyone else got that “Kill Dave” model?