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But, having lengthy debates about the ethicality of murder with my kitchen knives is half the fun.

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imagine having OCD and schizophrenia at the same time. the knifes would just scream at you for not lining them up properly in the knife holders

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But sword-nimi, how so you know they are evil?

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You have those debates before, after or during the murder?

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All of the above.

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then who will i talk to while making dinner?

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The forks. They may not be as sharp, but they still got some good points.

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That had no rights to be this funny

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11 points

Anyone else got that “Kill Dave” model?

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Nah, but my salt shaker tells me to kill Danny, though.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Was this posted on whisper

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that doesn’t happen to me yet

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