We can’t take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don’t even match, Harold.

no secondary grip

snath doesn’t match his wingspan

weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

Dr Phil?

When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

I might have some troubles through security gates