Now this is meta.

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Technically OP is off topic, if one happens to be a pedantic asshole. Which I am.

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if one happens to be a pedantic asshole. Which I am.

It felt very good to upvote this one comment, for some strange reason. :p

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Any other circumstances I’d be like screw that guy, but it scans so well right here…

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I’ll try striking! That’s a good trick!

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Can’t wait for the Onion article covering this news!

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But I’m guessing we will have to.

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In solidarity.

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The guild is seeking contracts that include staffer protections in the event of the sale of the company, improved severance offerings, and basic protections from AI.

In other words they’ve noticed that a bunch of greedy venture capitalists bought them and aren’t gonna let 'em just liquidate/automate their jobs for a quick buck.

They’re also probably feeling a bit paranoid after watching Hard-Drive have the same thing happen.

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Damn, I didn’t know Hard-Drive died. Anyone know good alternatives?

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Well, have you considered switching to solid state?

… I’ll show myself out.

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Is this the onion? Or not the onion? Or not not the onion?

On r/nottheonion this would be removed as “not oniony”.

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It’s got layers.

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Which makes it the most onion-y.

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Onion’t

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Oniain’t

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(wormhole opens up)

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Wait. Is it a joke or… I feel trapped into the Opposite Day loop here.

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