43 points
What if he gets eaten by the working class?
39 points
Can we all stop discussing it and just do it? I got the sweet baby Ray’s ready, I’m a vegetarian but I’ll take bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment
14 points
7 points
For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits ™, now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.
2 points
Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it’s the red one that’s certified made from Bezos, there’s like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
22 points
Knowing your limits is respectable.
9 points
A llama?!? He was supposed to be dead!
5 points
I’m glad experts agree on the important part.
3 points
That entirely depends on how Amazon’s stocks prices handles him being eaten by a Whale.
