23 points

If you can peacefully fall asleep after a breakup, you kinda deserve it

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The best part about this meme is that it totally happened!

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I will genuinely never understand these comments, who cares? Is it supposed to be funny that you don’t believe it happened and care so much?

Especially with something like this that doesn’t sound like something that’d never happen, way crazier things happen regularly. I just can’t wrap my head around it why these kinds of comments are on nearly every meme.

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These kinds of comments will always be found on bullshit memes because there always going to be a portion of the population that’s smart enough to know when something is bullshit. It’s just how it works.

It’s like this:

Kids are cute when they’re not trying to be cute. However, they’re fucking obnoxious when they’re trying to be cute.

Genuine things usually net the appropriate response from people who appreciate genuine things. When something is disingenuous, it should be called out.

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These comments are not left by smart people.

The smart people know its a fucking meme, so its veracity is about as important as its eligibility for a home loan.

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It’s not like I need every meme I see to be based on reality, but there’s been this trend of faking stuff and passing it as real and that’s where it goes too far for me. I’m not sure this one qualifies though, I can read this as purely being humorous and not really trying to sell itself as real.

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5 points

Smart enough to know when something is bullshit, but not smart enough to understand that nearly all of them are bullshit?

It is like those wrestler critics saying it is all fake as if anybody cares enough when the main point is that it is entertaining.

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He didn’t have enough time before she woke up to replace her toilet with a toilet that has a tiny hole that’s just for farts.

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5 points

He shouldn’t have spent so much time in Turbo Time.

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Toilets are relatively affordable (about $100 for a cheap but perfectly functional one) and actually quite easy to install. Unless there’s deliberate damage that’s not visible in the photo, this should take a trip to the hardware store and less than an hour of work to fix.

(A really malicious ex would have taken one of the kitchen cabinet doors. A matching replacement would probably have to be custom-made.)

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Toilets are heavy, I’d be more concerned about physical danger from anyone willing to carry a toilet out of a house.

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Toilets are heavy

…since when? It’s only ceramic, not cast iron.

And yes, the integrated jobbies aren’t light, but they are just unwieldy due to their size. The rest of them (at least 90+% of all residential toilets) you can just disconnect the tank from the seat and take each part out separately.

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Since always? Ceramic isn’t light

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8 points

They are still an absolute pain to do on your own, especially if you are a small woman

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17 points

he doesn’t have a cast iron toilet

Missing out

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6 points

When was the last time you priced toilets? I was just looking at them at Lowe’s and they’re all $500ish. Maybe they have some cheap ones in the back?

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8 points

2019, but I just checked and on their web page the store brand is $90.

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36 points

thats a good idea, thank you.

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10 points

I had to help parents replace a hinge on some that were made 15 years ago.

Company out of business, all stickers faded, different sizes in different places.

Happy to say after 3 trips to hammer barn, 3 days of trying different things and pulling my back twice (fucking low corners) we finally…

Gave up.

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I bought a house built in 1979 and never renovated – drop ceilings in every room, wallpaper, and carpet that used to be pink. I replaced everything - ceilings, walls, and floors. I even had to replace structural elements because the termite damage turned out to have been “repaired”.

I dared not touch a single thing in the kitchen.

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Going a bit off topic, I know they are out of date but I always wanted one of those “conversation nooks” you see in 60s and 70s movies - any chance you got one?

I also cleaned my mates carpet as a house warming present when they moved in. Turns out the grey carpet was actually a nice blue.

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18 points

He needs it more than you because he’s obviously full of shit.

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Who knows the circumstances.

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