A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?

Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.

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Crunch wrap supreme.

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This and the mini Cinnabon balls, holy shit

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First two comments is my usual order. I can feel the validation washing over me.

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“Taco Testicles”

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You live at your office?

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This, OP. If you’re going to do this to yourself, at least do it right.

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Crunch wrap, sub chicken for beef. I love that thing.

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Given your username, I’d think you’d be partial to the breakfast crunch wrap that comes with a coffee as an option for the drink.

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This is the correct answer

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LOL, OP could not have found a better answer.

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I have never eaten at taco bell before but now I feel like I have. Thank you for this high effort as fuck post.

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You should do a food critic video series.

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This is the best, most comprehensive review on Taco Bell this planet has ever seen.

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OP, listen to this man, he knows his Taco Bell.

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Bruh lmao

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I chortled at the churros lolol

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It’s disgusting, but in a good way.

Accurate

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Pretty sure fiesta strips are just tortilla strips?

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Taco Bell doesn’t deserve the hate it gets

I knew a health inspector. He commented that guaranteed the cleanest restaurant kitchen in every town was a taco bell. Apparently they aggressively train employees and managers to clean way more than other restaurants.

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An amazing comment! Thanks!

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You didn’t mention the peak of Taco Bell food, the crunch wrap supreme! The breakfast crunch wrap is also very good for what it is.

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The “fiesta strips” are just corn chips.

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Shhhhh, they’re a party in your mouth.

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I’ve been getting the same three things at Taco Bell for the last 30 years. This has inspired me to branch out.

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Dude, what the hell. I feel sorry for your anus and I didn’t even read what you said.

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Marijuana

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Probably 90% of their food is the same stuff wrapped up in a different shape, they’re spooning the same meat into the tacos as the burritos as the crunch wrap etc.

So if your goal is to get a full sense of what taco bell has to offer, get a hard taco, a soft taco, a Doritos taco, and a chalupa, mix and match the meats, sauces, and other toppings, and you’ll have a pretty representative sample of most of the menu.

As far as personal recommendations, I like steak chalupas, chicken crunchwraps with chipotle sauce, any variety of their grilled burrito, and their cinnamon twists. Sometimes they have a limited time specialty item that’s pretty good, not sure what they’re pushing now but always worth checking out what they have.

I will also say that if you don’t get a Baja blast you’re doing it wrong

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I would add 5 layer burrito to that mix, to really capture diarrhea you get from the unholy combination of ground meat, nacho cheese, and sour cream.

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My boyfriend is a Taco Bell fanatic. I asked him and he told me “a grilled cheese burrito, a crunchwrap supreme, and nacho fries if they have them”. Enjoy!

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Appreciate the recommendation.

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