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Moscow declaring war on the visible color spectrum. Three day operation at most.

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Roy G. Biv is shaking in his boots.

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old man yells at product of cloud

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they have the shape of a frog with an image of a 7-color rainbow

That’s not even an LGBTQ+ symbol in any way. Apparently even nature is too woke now. Fucking bigots have lost their damn minds.

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where were you when they made the frickin frogs gay

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Sky jailed for displaying “extremist” rainbow. Sun and light drizzle under investigation.

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I heard Putin likes long schlongs.

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