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I can feel the slip and fall all the way down.

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Anyone else remember that bit from that eddie Murphy special about hit aunt falling down the stairs?

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You mean Aunt Bunny?

She can’t walk down a flight of stairs…

But I bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree!

I haven’t heard that routine in 20 years at least, but I listened to that cassette tape for months on end.

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I broke my back just looking at it.

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Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory.

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You know, for the last 15 years until now I always thought that song went butter factory, not button factory

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I’ve got a wife. And three kids.

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One day my boss comes up to me and says,

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“Joe, are you busy?” I said “no”.

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this was where they mounted their last ditch, heroic but ultimately tragic defense… here is where the buttons fell…

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Looks like Grandma spilled her cookie tin.

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I know you’re not supposed to take anything when you’re doing urbex, but I’d be extremely tempted to take some buttons

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I thought you were talking about drugs for a second.

urbex = urban exploring and buttons = actual fucking buttons, for anyone else who is initially confused.

speaking of drugs that place is trippy as hell

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Wait, wtf is a button, drug wise?

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You’re asking an awful lot of questions

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I’m gonna guess either acid or shrooms. I like the latter because Button Mushroom.

(I know: it’s actual buttons. But I’m playing along)

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