11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>>158997375 (OP) #
>psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
>tell him I like doing “image edits”
>he asks if l ever post them
>l tell him I do and that they’re used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it’s all posted anonymously
>he gets really interested and asks to see
>show him over 100 original pepe edits
>he says he’s seen the character before
>next session
>him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
>they ask more about my memes
>show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
>show them my original memes that have “know your meme” pages or big online presences >they’re recording me and taking notes the whole time through
>get uncomfortable and don’t book a follow-up appointment
>doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a “case study”

164 points

And in other things you’ve read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.

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75 points

Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.

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33 points

We’ve all been there

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11 points

you mean his wife, right?

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They are identical brothers.

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21 points

I hope you’re proud of yourself.

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17 points

Only 14?

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9 points

Amateur. I’ve grown my penis 20 inches in the last 10 weeks and you won’t believe how.

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8 points

If you don’t physically split her in half on your comically long, literally firehose scale horsecock, do you even fuck?

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7 points

He just like me fr

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101 points

Yes everyone, you’re very clever. This is not a real story. But it’s very in-theme for the community and is pretty entertaining so

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I am pretty sure all stories on 4chan (or at least /b/) are fake and non-heterosexual.

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7 points

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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21 points

The funny thing is we literally don’t and may never know if it’s a real story or not. Weird shit happens all the time, someone’s bound to post about it.

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I know it’s not real because I’m the sole proprietor of all pepe memes and write all green text.

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1 point

Well shit, hey there Mr Moneybags

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I mean, its not completely outside the realms of possibility. I imagine regular frogposters arent the kind of people to go into therapy and talk about frogposting.

The psychology of 4chan users would certainly be interesting if dissected by professionals actually speaking with the users in person, definitely a paper worth reading. Not saying that its real, just that its not completely impossible.

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I mean, it actually is completely outside the realms of possibility? You could lose your license for ambushing a patient with 2 other psychiatrists who haven’t been previously approved by the patient to receive a case history.

Like, I was amused by the story, but let’s not pretend this is has any relationship with a factual reality

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no. additional psychiatrists is not a bad thing, and when studying an interesting case more psychiatrists is better. but the fact that anon was “ambushed” means either the story is fake or anon goes to a career oriented psychiatrist and not a patient oriented one.

lets not forget, psychiatrists are human too.

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61 points

“tell us more, anon” is a sentence I never thought anyone would ever say.

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Definitely, but it is quite fitting that the first known one to say it is a psychiatrist working on a paper lmfao

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59 points

That psychiatrist’s name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.

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8 points

I good surgeon. The best!

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44 points

Hatters will say this is fake

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23 points

Hatters gonna hat.

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16 points

This is discriminatory. Now, back to my habadashery!

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11 points

And homesexual probably

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7 points

Hatters gonna get mad

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