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What?

Edit: my research says that half-fifth is how they call 4.5, which is insane. Then they multiply that by 20, holy shit, they are mathematical geniuses. So:

7 + 4.5 * 20.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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How about in telling time? Like half seven means 7:30 in British English but is 6:30 in Dutch and German

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Half fifth isn’t 4.5 but 90 because of 4.5 * 20. Its the same with half third being 50 and half fourth is 70.

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Absolutely retarded

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Katre-van-deez-nuts

Ha! Je les ai eu!

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Context:

German:

  • “siebenundneunzig”
  • = “sevenandninety”

English:

  • = “ninety-seven”

French:

  • “quatre-vingt-dix-sept”
  • = “four-twenty-ten-seven”
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It’s shit like that why I wonder people just don’t update their languages, remove useless letters, nonsensical loan words exonyms, etc.

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LOL, this kind of shit is what happens when people do try to police their language:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Académie_Française

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_québécois_de_la_langue_française

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… A dictionary? We already have those in English lol.

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German did. And it worked. One of the reasons is probably that written German is uniform everywhere. I imagine language reformes are harder and less effective when dialects are still big.

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We all do constantly with each word spoken. Language is updated without rest forever.

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Like many things in life, languages aren’t necessary logical but I’m looking forward to your efforts to finally get everyone into Esperanto!

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Megwetch

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Or Lojban.

Edit:

Lojban (pronounced [ˈloʒban]) is a logical, constructed, human language created by the Logical Language Group which aims to be syntactically unambiguous.

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French Belgians 90 + 7

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Same for Swiss French except for Geneva (of course).

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Not in Geneva? So what’s the convention there?

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It’s something very human, right?

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Same as the French.

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Geneva isn’t Switzerland.

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Not to defend the French but the more correct representation would be 4 * 20 + 10 + 7.

Also if you take this meme to the extreme it would be best to just say “97” which requires a unique word for every number instead of a system to construct them. So I guess there is a balance to be struck in number composition.

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also “ninety” is literally just a shortening of “nine ten”, it’s not like the french pronounce the whole thing either, i’d wager it usually comes out more like “katvandisett” which isn’t much worse than “ninetyseven”

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Actually we do prononce it entirely, at most dropping the first syllable

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Since we use decimal system then nine+ten makes complete sense

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