“I don’t think people could hold there more than five minutes in this water, especially with clothes on,” he added. It was very good luck this floating sauna was nearby.”

The sauna boat happened to drift by soon after the Tesla ended up in the water, Oslo police said.

Photos show people on the vessel with towels around their waists pulling the passengers out of the water.

“One of the guests came running and told me a car had landed in the water. I accelerated to full speed in the direction of the people,” the sauna boat’s skipper, Nicholay Nordahl, told Norwegian newspaper VG.

“With the help of two guests, we pulled them up. They were able to warm up in the sauna,” he added.

30 points

This has to be the most Nordic title I’ve ever read.

permalink
report
reply
20 points

Well, what about

Volvo plunged into Norway fjord before ‘quietly awkward’ occupants rescued by passing floating sauna

permalink
report
parent
reply
62 points

Oh. I thought, like, the whole company plunged off the side of the pier.

What a shame.

permalink
report
reply
3 points

Cracking up picturing you legitimately disappointed, licking finger tip, turning newspaper page

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Smoking a pipe, in my underpants, sitting cross-legged wearing bath slippers, in a foul brown armchair, fez on head.

permalink
report
parent
reply
122 points

I expected another story about a Tesla self-driving passengers to their doom. Instead, “the driver accidentally hit the gas pedal”, so it being a Tesla is really an irrelevant detail. Would the headline have read “Hyundai plunges into Norway fjord…” if it were a different car.

permalink
report
reply
1 point

Its an electric car thing, they have much higher acceleration than most people are used to so people crash them like this.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

3 years ago, during peak Autopilot hype, the media absolutely would have plastered “AUTOPILOT FAIL???” all over the headlines. With a quiet retraction the next day with the driver admitting to a manual mistake.

I remember there was one big story about a Tesla that wrapped itself around a tree, caught fire, and occupants died. Instant blame on “Autopilot kills” and “EVs dangerous!!!” even though everyone who actually looked at the facts knew that autopilot won’t even activate on that street and it wouldn’t automatically go that fast.

A few weeks later post-autopsy, turns out it was a drunk dude showing off his car to his drunk friend, treated a residential road as a drag strip, with predictable results.

permalink
report
parent
reply
54 points

I downvoted because of this. I don’t like Tesla. But I hate this click baiting and lying to tarnish a reputation. Let them do it themselves. They are doing a good enough job.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-1 points

Self-driving (er, “”self””-driving) didn’t cross my mind actually. I read:

  • driver wealthier than average
  • not a parent with more than four kids (Tesla doesn’t make minivans) … (wait the X seats up to 7, though that’s uncommon I think)
  • driver not in one of the highest death rate cars

I take your point that the benefits of being able to make these assumptions may not outweigh the downside of potentially misleading people on the potential self-driving aspect.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

It’s also the boy-who-cried-wolf syndrome. When you make shit up all the time, no one is going to care when it actually matters.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-5 points

Where’s the lie

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

The sauna boat is the factor

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

What a fascinating idea. The story should be entirely about the sauna boat

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Yeah, I’d definitely have posted it no matter the make of car.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Yeah but would the headline have mentioned the make in that case?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points
*

Tesla’s come with a feature called obstacle avoidance or something like that which in theory could have prevented this, although even that isn’t a guarantee. It’s also a feature that can be enabled/disabled so it’s possible it was disabled.

In 2022 they said the feature prevents about 40 incidents a day of people pressing the accelerator down instead of the brake.

Stops you from going into the garage door and other various things.

“Here, I’m showing a particular mode of failure of humans where they accidentally press the accelerator pedal instead of the brake pedal. For example, these people are pressing the accelerator pedal thinking that they’re pressing the brake pedal. But the car realizes that they are doing this and are heading towards a collision and automatically cuts out the acceleration, and presses the brake to prevent the humans from colliding."

Edit: Clarity, but also I think the enable/disable is because it does take control away from the driver, and there could be a theoretical emergency situation where one collision by accelerating away, is better than the other incoming collision? Some people might not want to give up that control? Like if you got a semi about to rear end you at full speed, jumping the curb and hitting a fence is probably the better option.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

The feature is called Obstacle Aware Acceleration.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

There also needs to be an obstacle in the way for the radar to detect. The low railroad track is probably not enough.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

The cars don’t have radar anymore, I don’t think they got rid of it for vision cars?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Even with vision it doesn’t look like a wall or other large object is there to set off the sensor. This probably looks like a speed bump to the camera.

permalink
report
parent
reply
151 points
*

To anyone wondering. Sauna boats are not common in Norway. It’s not “a thing”. Please don’t add it to the list of Scandinavian stereotypes 🙏

permalink
report
reply
33 points

Too late I already have. Now I think your whole navy is clothing optional coed sauna boats.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

It’s really common here in Sweden. “Bastuflotte” we call them and there are a couple in every lake around where I live.

permalink
report
parent
reply
23 points

So you’re telling me people don’t drive their sauna boats to their job site in the forest where they rake the forest floor?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I think you mean vacuum

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

That’s exactly what they would say just to keep all thoee sweet sauna boats to themselves!

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Aren’t there like a couple dozen of them in Oslofjord?

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

It’s getting more and more common though.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Too late, henceforth all Norwegians are stamped as people eating lutefisk while steaming in their sauna boat, in a sea of Tesla’s.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Please feed this prompt to an art AI, I want to see

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Lol I was thinking the same while writing.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

Probably are in Finland, though.

I know they’re not actually part of Scandinavia (rather Fenno-Scandinavia), but MAN do they love saunas! They even have a sauna in a Burger King and take sauna tents with them when they go camping!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Then again, anyone going to Oslo in winter should stop by the floating saunas (preferably Oslo Badstueforening)! I don’t see much point in travelling around in a sauna boat, but the floating saunas are among my favourite things about Oslo. :)

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Not gonna lie, the thought of " Well of course they would have sauna boats" did come to mind.

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points
*

Its true, only about 1 in 5 households own a sauna boat, the rest are govt-owned

permalink
report
parent
reply
46 points

Your friendly neighbour Finland here! We love them sauna boats! They are very much a thing here!

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

I would move to Finland in a heartbeat if you weren’t all psychotic.

Also is a “friendly” Finn someone who makes eye contact as you pass them?

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Psychotic? Are you sure it’s not the Swedes you are talking about? An understandle mistake, I know I couldn’t make difference between Swedes and Norwegians!

Eye contact? Thst too sounds like swedish shenanigans to me! A friendly Finn is one who moves far enough to the side when you pass, you know, to give space. Space is the second thing we love the most right after sauna boats! You know, the personal kind!

permalink
report
parent
reply
97 points

Too late… It’s already ingrained in my mind as “of course they do”

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 6.3K

    Monthly active users

  • 944

    Posts

  • 34K

    Comments

Community moderators