22 points
If you can’t mush an avocado on toast, I don’t think a recipe will help.
6 points
Wait you’re supposed to eat the green part? I’ve always eaten the big brown ball like a jawbreaker.
3 points
7 points
Rye bread, lime instead of lemon, and you’re going to be much happier.
A nice poached egg to top it off, sprinkled gently with your fancy salt of choice and some pepper is even better.
5 points
oh no my finances
4 points
Toast of choice, avocado, hemp seeds, lil salt n pep, Sriracha drizz.
Or
Toast of choice, avocado, black truffle powder, hemp seeds, balsamic vinegar drizz.
3 points
Mash it up.
Add a shit-ton of garlic salt.
Toast bread.
Assemble.
