I find myself compelled to cast my thoughts into the void of the internet, hoping to hear some echoes back in the form of scathing remarks that capture the absolute vapidity of this horrendous shitshow, this lamentable waste of time, manpower and bandwidth.

Just “wow”, I’m at a loss of words for how bad this movie is. I’ve watched some bad movies, and almost always at least enjoyed a scene, a one liner, a concept, but maaaaaan, it’s so bad you can’t even laugh.

Please, someone, just tear this “film” a new one so that I feel I’m not alone in my sheer hatred of this incohesive collection of not even cutting room floor worthy scenes.

6 points

This movie honestly started as a Star Wars script. And if made in that universe, it would have made the sequel trilogy look good in comparison. Now it’s like Netflix ordered a new Star Wars movie from Wish.com.

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it’s no longer a mystery why Disney turned down Snyder’s pitch for a Star Wars movie, if that ever even happened and wasn’t just a story fabricated to drum up hype.

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Oh don’t get me wrong I went into the movie fully aware of that, but still, it was so much worse than I expected!

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I think there are two YouTube vids that are worthwhile:

Critical Drinker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHgA5e2du8

Pitch Meeting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzczijDtnFY

I must admit, I saw the videos before watching the movie. Based on the content of the videos, decided I could skip watching the movie. I imagine PipedBot will be along shortly with the other links.

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As always, that Pitch Meeting hits every major point perfectly. I fell asleep trying to get through this movie twice.

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I would like to know who keeps giving Zack Snyder money to make movies. I’ve left better story lines as stains on the side of a toilet bowl

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He does good action and could just stick with that and it would be awesome, but for some reason (i suspect it started after watchmen) he thinks he’s christopher fkn nolan despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary

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But the action wasn’t even good here. Constant cutting makes it impossible to see what’s happening on screen and the cgi also did not look good in this movie, especially for what the movie cost. And let’s not even talk about fight choreography because it’s basically non existent. This movie has no redeeming features.

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