35 points

Wait, is this real? Surely this is parody, right?

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There are a number of really weird things with old D&D lore.

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8 points

“Wouldn’t it be cool if…”

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6 points

“Some incredibly unhinged shit…”

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43 points

No this was the lore.

Hell one of 3.5 edition’s strongest monsters, from the the published books, was the undead, aborted, fetus, that was the product of the rape of another god, or celestial/hell/abyssal creature, by a god of opposing alignment, like an angel raped by an evil god.

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54 points

They were just keeping with the strong tradition established by the Greeks and Romans of gods that rape everyone and everything.

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Not really sure what the hubub is. It’s lore for a dark thing in a fantasy world. It’s like an unpopular opinion on c/unpopularopinion . You don’t like it, persay, but it’s effective content.

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3 points

Right in the persay.

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17 points

Just as an FYI, that’s “per se

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The issue is due to two primary factors.

First the biology of humanoids in D&D precludes something like this, doubly so when elven gestation cycles is considered. The differences between drow and other elves is not huge. They have some minor physiological differences, and some minor magical bonuses. They would have to be completely different creatures for this aspect of pregnancy to work. They could have said something like their genetics are so competitive one ends up absorbing the others early in development, like vanishing twin syndrome, because the dominant one consumes all available nutrients killing the other embryos. However the explanation makes it clear they are physically killing each other. This, topped with the erotic element, is just bad world/lore building. Bad lore that only exists to be edgy, which is bad storytelling.

The second big issue is that this is mainline D&D. Mainline D&D is not a grimdark setting. This isn’t Warhammer. D&D also has settings for this type of thing. To a lesser extent, places like Ravenloft, which can get pretty edgy, but this would be pushing it, even there. Others would be settings like Dark Sun, which is pretty much built for edgelord storytelling. Though the bad world building surrounding the discrepancies between drow and the rest of the elves would make for bad storytelling even in such a place. If you create a set of rules of nature, those rules can be whatever, but you need to not break those rules. Going through the basic lore of an otherwise typical high fantasy setting, people aren’t expecting to come across cartoonish edgelord shit like this.

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6 points

Are you talking about Atropus? Or some other unborn God?

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7 points

They are called atropals but are not kin to Atropus. Atropus is an actual god and is the size of a moon. Atropals are abominations and large size category, they also lack divine rank.

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126 points

If you ditch the orgasm bit it’s kinda like sharks? Like it’d just be edgy instead of some weird vore-fetish thing

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73 points

if you ditch the orgasm bit it’s kind of like sharks?

This part, and this part alone, is my new guiding principal in life.

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18 points

Including the question mark.

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13 points

YES

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2 points

Yes friend, everyone knows the female orgasm is fake

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32 points

FYI it’s only some sharks. There are a goodly amout of sharks that lay eggs.

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5 points

Edging*

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55 points

Umm, what? Anything that has gestation similar to a human is probably incapable of this. Could you imagine these fucking alien beans duckin’ and dodgin’ in utero to slaughter each other with nubby hands and fingers? Lmao this is some Morrowind concept art shit

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21 points

“Aww, he’s got his dad’s knife” - never a phrase you want to hear in the delivery room.

(I assume this is how drow genetics work)

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15 points

They are a matriarchy.

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8 points

Well, drow men generally do the physical fighting.

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34 points

More like The Binding of Isaac. Only game in which aborting yourself can result in a positive outcome.

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6 points

The ascension endings were rough in that game.

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I’m sorry, but this is mild compared to the insanity that is Kirkbride’s Morrowind lore. Gods… how I wish Bethesda hired him for TES 6

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9 points

It’s not unheard of for one (human) twin to absorb the other in the womb. It’s more along the lines of a cellular mixup, though, rather than a battle. And of course the mother even being aware much less sensitive to it is nonsense.

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Folks could get away with so much edgy bulshit back then…

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Sad how hard it is now.

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Nah, it’s good that it’s hard. People who want to use with heavy themes, they gotta earn it.

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1 point

Maybe you should see a doctor about that, then.

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I feel like there are better people to commission.

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Lolth is an edgelord that makes all the other gods cringe.

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