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If people were Chihuahuas, coyotes would be 25-feet-tall… now that’s something to ponder.

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Giant chihuahuas snaffling up us tiny humans.

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They already had the ferocity, now they finally have the size! If all canines were scaled up to the point where cyotes were 25 feet taller than us (humans), then how big are chihuahuas compared to us? Are we snack size? Anyone wanna math and visualize that for me or should I use AI?

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Raccoons have hands. Close enough!

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Coyotes average at 23 inches tall, and I think most people have similar size dogs or smaller. So really it be 6’-8’ feral humans. I think the punk fashion would be much more popular.

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so it’s just like living next to the dutch border

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i imagine that’s much how it felt back when there were multiple human species running around, and clearly including the fact that a lot of people will find them rougishly handsome judging by our genetic record…

and the fun part? we were probably the strange feral version, since other human species exited africa before we did. Neanderthals lived in europe waaay before homo sapiens did and were thus a fair bit better evolved for the climate.

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They are called preteens

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