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I’ll choose to go back a few minutes so I can stop myself from getting sucked into the time portal…

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Congrats, you are now stuck in a few minute time loop. Enjoy your new hell.

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Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!

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Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!

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“Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.”

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Four hours from now, because then I’d be off work for the day.

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So you’d basically be gone for 4 hours? Not that I would recommend it but do you have a bathroom at your company?

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Think big, how about 28 hours so you’re off work for the weekend instead of just the day?

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It said era, so I assume “modern” could just as well land you in 2006 Iraq.

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I mean, it’s also time travel, not location travel, so I’d be most likely to end up in space and die almost instantly.

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Depends what reference frame you’re using. If you’re following an inertial frame backwards through time you’re most likely to end up deep inside the Earth, actually, because that would put you in a sort of orbit.

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The real answer

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Smart dudes posting to jump to pre-Bitcoin times coming in 3-2-1

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You know, there’s a variety of assets you could get in on the ground floor with.

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And the smart move would be to spread it around anyways, no telling what a sizeable investment in - for instance - Apple might have had early on, maybe it would change history so that it didn’t turn out successful

Better to do some bitcoin, some of each major stock you can recall, and funds for industries you know will take off

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I always think it would be cool to visit some historical moment. Then I remember I’m not white and that I would not be having a very good time.

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You’ve just got to pick carefully. Race (as in skin colour as the determining factor for group identity) was invented in the 17th century, so before that you’re just a foreigner like the rest of us would be. After that, yes, avoiding Europe and European-inspired places is recommended.

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1: Ten seconds from now, I have shit to do.

2: A week ago. “I bet you a billion dollars that sub implodes…”

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