How else are people at Trader Joes going to hear Cannibal Corpse?
The song “You Suffer” by Napalm Death is the perfect text notification tone.
My message recieved-ring tone is Sergeant Doakes saying “Surprise motherfucker!”.
The real question is why would you have it any other way?
Had an old on and off girlfriend - fantastic body, great sex, mad as a box of minions. Not a healthy relationship and 1.5 years later going nowhere. When she’d call, the iPhone would ring with Alan Parsons Project:
Don’t answer me
Don’t break the silence, don’t let me win
Don’t answer me
Stay on your island, don’t let me in
Run away and hide from everyone
Worked a treat.
🎶 Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporaaateeed 🎶, that’s why, and that’s the only justification needed.
I don’t understand ever under any circumstances having your phone on anything but vibrate.
If you’re being physically active you might not notice the vibrations, it also makes it easier to find when you’re aloof and set it somewhere random. If you’re dressed in multiple layers you wouldn’t notice it, also might not have pockets.
What’s your point? I’m not going to answer anyway so not even noticing just skips a step
