This one might seem to be a bit silly, but for the last few years I’ve made my girlfriend’s breakfast every day and she’s packed my lunch.
She has a hard time getting up, so it helps her to have a fresh coffee and whatnot ready for her. She in turn makes my sandwich for lunch because even though I like eating it, I don’t like touching the lunch meat.
So while we’re doing the same amount of work, we’re doing a job for each other that the other doesn’t really enjoy. It also irrationality suggests tastes better, because it was made with the other person in mind, not as a chore we have to do for ourselves.
Have you ever used lunch meat as a masturbatory aid?
Give it a try, it’s fun.
You’re still touching the lunchmeat. It’s touching you inside. All over. It’s rubbing against your tongue, teeth… the roof of your mouth. It massages its way to the back of your throat rubbing itself against every inch of your esophagus, until it finally reaches the inside of your stomach.
But it’s not done there. Your lunchmeat - the same thing you revile touching with your fingers - begins to lay against the walls of your stomach lining as it is slowly digested. Some of it may even make its way into your small intestine completely intact. It touches you all the way through.
Is that really what you want for yourself?
Lol… Meanie! 😜
It’s only my outside nerves that get bothered by it. The insides know it is tasty.
Very descriptive writing though, so good effort!
I recycle and compost. Guess this is a long term/big picture thing though
Show them kindness. World’s messed up enough adding social stress on top just makes people’s lives harder. That’s not to say that I’ll not call a dickhead a dickhead or point out inaccuracies or the like but, really, being an asshole doesn’t help to make the world a better place.
Stay out of ‘em.
When someone parks like a complete asshole with a spot open on their driver’s side, I park like an asshole right up next to them so they have to get in another way. This teaches them not to park like an asshole so they don’t bother others.
You assume they are an asshole when they could just be having a bad day, a lot on their mind, and were focused on something else more important in their life than parking straight.
And quite frankly, even if they are an asshole who the fuck are you that you have any right to “teach them a lesson.”
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
I guess I do the opposite, I rarely see cars that are parked badly, So I’m not worried about that, but when I see a spot open next to a driver’s side of a car, I purposely don’t park there because I want to leave that space open for their comfort.
Is the opposite specifically giving asshole the space or specifically giving good drivers the space? Or is it giving absolutely everyone space and not caring how badly they park?
What I mean is this, when I see an available parking spot but it’s right next to a driver’s side door of another car, I leave that spot alone and find another spot.
I already told you I don’t encounter “asshole” parkers very much. And if I do, I park extremely far away from them and don’t let it bother me.
