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Ew, ifunny

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I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?

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Oh my god…

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okay what the FUCK

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US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.

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Yikes!!

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You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”

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Also the part where his partner, who was talking to others across the street, rushed over all like, “what are we shooting at?” and also opened fire on the police car with dude handcuffed in the back, though she didn’t dump her whole mag like the first one did.

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How many people did he kill?

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None fortunately

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Histrionic in the worst sense of the word

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None, thankfully it wasn’t a crowded street

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Fortunately he has police training, so he didn’t hit what he was aiming at.

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Additional information: he and his partner had arrested a man, who was handcuffed and unarmed in the back of the car. That is whom the policeman thought opened fired at him.

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At least they didn’t find paper cup.

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Screw giving guns to teachers; they should have a pocketful of acorns to toss. Next gunman won’t have a chance.

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Now is not a good time to be a squirrel in America…

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