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Don’t give them tools, they’ll get smarter and then do really dumb shit like become human.

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boy have I got bad news for you

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I am here to welcome our meerkat overlords.

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Can’t have shit in Detroit

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The one mistake to absolutely avoid is inventing agriculture

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9 points

Ah the old redd… Nevermind, force of habit.

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Nah, you’re good. That was one of my favorite parts about Reddit. Also would have made a better title I guess.

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Look his dad is giving screwdrivers to humans .

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One day, those humans will have enough tools to destroy the world.

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Hey. No bodyshaming. He can’t control his height.

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Instant thought: “Ausgefressen - Moritz Matthies”. Good stuff.

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