I hate it.

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You can love mayo, you can hate Mayo. Both are totally acceptable.

If you consider miracle whip to be good however…that is a crime that must be punished.

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They’re not the same thing? As a hater of mayo, I’ve always thought they were

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*Mayonnaise is made of oil, eggs, and vinegar (or lemon juice).

*Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

Changed the ingredients because the source said sugar and not corn syrup. Miracle whip is basically a science experiment to make super cheap mayo. It’s like comparing cheddar cheese to American cheeze. One just isnt right.

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It’s sounds like Miracle Whip is the better of the two…

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I thought I hated mayonnaise. Turns out I didn’t know Miracle Whip wasn’t mayonnaise. I hate Miracle Whip.

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20 percent of us find it disgusting. https://www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-disgust/

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Mayo for hot sandwiches, miracle whip for cold deli, that’s my strat

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Absolutely not.

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Uh oh…

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Don’t tell me…

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Normal mayo (like Hellmann’s or Heinz) is fine and all, but goddamn Kewpie mayo is the shit. It’s easily top 3 readymade condiments in our fridge; we’ve always got a bottle on the go!

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The only kind I use.

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I have been trying to find a reason to get it and try it. You are that reason.

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Kewpie is the reason I’m the mayo monster. I love it in my sandwiches, salads, sushi and ramen. It has an incredibly rich, savory, nutty flavour.

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You’re making a great decision! It’s more expensive than regular mayo but jeez is it worth every penny. We have a Korean shop near us which stocks it at lower prices than regular supermarkets, so we go and stock up occasionally

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Is it actually different? I thought it was just a different brand. It’s not like miracle whip, right?

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It tastes just like miracle whip to me. I just can’t do it.

I’m a firm believer that Duke’s is the Almighty King of mayonnaise.

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It’s absolutely different, a much deeper and more umami flavour! We used to just use it for Asian type dishes that called for it but it’s so good that we’ve essentially replaced normal mayo with it at this point

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nothing like whip, i will never buy another brand of mayo.

they have a citrus flavour too :)

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Wasabi mayo is my jam. Same kind of squeezie bottle in a bag, but green.

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8 points

PREACH

Would you like some slime on your sandwich

No I wouldn’t thanks tho

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We should start a cult for people who don’t like mayyonise

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Wait so you don’t like any condiment on your sandwich? They’re all slime.

Mayo just adds a particular texture. High protein and a little bit greasy which is great for certain foods.

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Incorrect. The ones that are paste, I like fine. Jam or mustard or hot sauce, fine. Those are all human consumable texture and flavor combinations. The “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise is one I can skip though.

I also strongly dislike the texture of bananas going all mushy while I’m “chewing” them, to the point that I don’t eat them, so maybe it’s just a me issue. That is my feeling though.

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I don’t know whether to upvote you for the “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise” or downvote you for the slight against bananas

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It ruins my Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s whenever I forget to specify “no mayo”.

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Yeah, I stopped getting it because even when I remembered to say “no mayo”, they’d still pile it on

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Glad to see. I’m not the only one.

You take nasty ass uncooked eggs, Mix them up with some oil and a splash of vinegar, lemon juice and mustard. How does that not sound appetizing?

  • Some dick head in 18 Dickety 4 or whenever they invented that shit probably

Get the fuck out of my life Mayo, and fuck your cousin aioli trying to sneak into my sandwiches as well.

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