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‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say(lawandcrime.com)

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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Two words:

Ass

Pennies

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mrbn@lemmy.ca
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Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

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KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world
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You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He’ll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

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tamal3@lemmy.world
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Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I’d ever wanted to.

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frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social
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Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

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essell@beehaw.org
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There’s often a tradeoff between what’s fun and what’s healthy!

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shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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don’t judge, we all have hobbies

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