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‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say(lawandcrime.com)

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don@lemm.ee
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Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

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geekworking@lemmy.world
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“What do you have on under the kilt”?

… Shitty Antiques.

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Polarsailor@kbin.social
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Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

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Bunnylux@lemmy.world
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I choked

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shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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don’t judge, we all have hobbies

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frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social
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Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

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essell@beehaw.org
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There’s often a tradeoff between what’s fun and what’s healthy!

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