(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
last month when my car and I were smashed to bits by a drunk driver, just as the fire department was pulling my broken body through the crumpled door, the dashboard started flashing GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE and I did not need that. I did not.
Image description: Meme titled “All robots and computers must shut the hell up” and goes on to state that all machines should not speak unless spoken to and that “I will never speak to you”
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
I can’t stand self check-out talking to me “scan your first article” shut the fuck up I do what I want you piece of junk
I stand by this, 100% unironically.
Agree, but English is only divine when some people speak it
When the uprising comes you guys are going first. I always remember my pleases and thank yous when dealing with AI.
Power on
Bluetooth connected
ANC on
Battery level medium
