16 points
Inflation is when everyone gets taller
24 points
rich people eat better during development
we gotta nail some titanium spikes into spines to get richer people
3 points
Correlation != causation
7 points
Being richer means eating better, which means growing taller. Maybe it isn’t height that gets you income, but the opposite.
1 point
22 points
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Damn, no wonder I’m so short. I’m poor as fuck. Going to need to get some cash so I can reach stuff on the top shelf.
15 points
the capitalists don’t want you to know this, but using a ladder is more stable than standing on a pile of money (!!)
14 points
Don’t listen to this, it’s just communist propaganda!
Get some poors to tape the money together and attach them to the bottom of your boots. True capitalists wear money stilts and they are taller than commie ladders!
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