24 points

rich people eat better during development

we gotta nail some titanium spikes into spines to get richer people

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24 points

Manlets… rise up.

Lenin was 5’5".

Stalin? 5’3"-5’6".

Robespierre? 5’3".

Toussaint Louverture? 5’4"!

Revolution runs in our tiny little veins, comrades. Our strides may be small, but our hearts and minds are enormous. 🫡

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Castro was 6’ 3,

Mandela was 6’ 1

Fred Hampton was 5’ 10

Rokossovsky was 6’ 6

The Revolution comes in all shapes and sizes comrades. Size matters not. We will march together!

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Jesus I had no idea Castro was that tall

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9 points

(I’m like 5’7". I am the Height Collaborator.)

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4 points

I’m 5’7" in a good pair of walking shoes.

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Nelson Mandela was not 6’4, at least not when he was older. Maybe when he was younger he was that tall. If I had to guess, I’d say around 185cm/ 6’1.

Source: stood next to a “life size” Nelson Mandela statue. I was the same height

Edit: Okay I decided to google it, and according to the Nelson Mandela Foundation’s website, he was 184cm tall. Close enough guess from me, turns out the statue really was life size.

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2 points

My mistake, he was listed at 6 foot 1/4 inch, and I accidentally misconstrued that as 6 foot 4.

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5 points

Best comment ever 😎!!

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22 points

Maybe I should put my height on my resume

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Are you telling me the grad is not adding the 1.3% for height?

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6 points

The others are yet to ask how tall I am

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Damn, no wonder I’m so short. I’m poor as fuck. Going to need to get some cash so I can reach stuff on the top shelf.

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the capitalists don’t want you to know this, but using a ladder is more stable than standing on a pile of money (!!)

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Don’t listen to this, it’s just communist propaganda!

Get some poors to tape the money together and attach them to the bottom of your boots. True capitalists wear money stilts and they are taller than commie ladders!

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It can be influenced both by the fact that tall people tend to be promoted more and by the fact that kids of richer people eat better and grow taller as a result and that they partially inherit their parents’ socioeconomic status.

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Late Stage Anglo-American Empire

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