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A man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop

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He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”.

The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”

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vrek@programming.dev
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Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

It was a small medium at large.

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lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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I knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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Are you interested in our job opening for a fortune teller?

You know where to call

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