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It’s true, the fact that we never drew and quartered this guy does seem like a failure of our responsibilities

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Looks hungry

Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?

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We need to start feeding him better.

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I ANAL but typically getting charged requires a credible threat.

Credible threats have specific details and a plan, date, or similar. You have neither, you could most likely say much more and still be okay legally. The mods tend to be anal about such things, which is their right but is pretty lame.

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I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.

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We really, and I mean really, need to bring this motherfucker back. I can already sense the rich collectively shitting their pants worldwide on the mere mention of it.

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Looks cool for stickers.

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FUCK I am so ready

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Sign me up

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This but unironically. It’s like these fucks are begging us to just start storming headquarters at this point. Taunting us.

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They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them

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Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they’ve brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.

Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?

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It’s better late than never

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He’s right. Just not in the way he means.

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It IS our fault! If we were TRULY responsible people he would have already met the GUILOTINE!

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Hear, Hear!

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You’re making me do this!

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“Don’t make me hit you again.”

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I want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change.

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The whole world was counting on you, PizzaFacia, you let us all down!

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We all forgive you if you just throw this oil exec sociopath into a volcano 🌋

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man who gets rich pumping oil out of ground blames everyone else for using it while offering no alternatives

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Id actually be more forgiving if that was all they did. Except that wasnt enough, so they created a huge disinformation campaign and actively lobbied against meaningful change.

They have divided their opposition so effectively that we are at the point where levers on our life support systems are being pushed and pulled while our most informed scientists dont know where or when the next catastrophic shift occurs.

Buckle up, its gonna be an eventful 1000yrs

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This is Exxon we’re talking about here, they killed their research into biofuels and hid their research on climate change in the 70s because of the oil crisis.

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“Am I out of touch? No, it is the kids general public that is wrong.”

Said every oil exec ever

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