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The worst thing about this entire thing is that their first and only response to this was to delete the evidence. One of their students was literally passing out from blood loss and the only reason they got any help is because of one the students sneaking off and calling for help.

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Everyone is lucky that those swords were certainly blunt and didn’t have a honed edge.

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Blunt swords, notoriously famous for drawing blood.

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Pfft. These kids need to learn somehow. What if you get called to a staff meeting but forget your staff?

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How can you call yourself a magi if your response to not having your staff on hand isn’t to just start blasting spells from your bare hands?

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The staff is the better weapon, the increase stamina generation while blocking means you can tire your opponent and force them to drop their sword, allowing you to defeat them more consistently.

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Obviously the filthy casual didn’t know how to parry.

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Swords, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics

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Swords, Trebuchets, Escutcheons, and Muskets

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