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I was amazed just how true this is. There was a colossal head and arm of an Egyptian statue in the British museum, and a plaque saying the rest of the statue (body and legs) were still where they found it. Presumably because they were to heavy to take back.

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can confirm, queen is dead but I still say god save the queen out of habit

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When your king is that old, it’s wise to not get used to “god save the king”

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I give him a couple years tops

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It’s not that I wish him to be dead, but he has been waiting for the crown for too long to actually enjoy a reign

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But the next monarch is King too.

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Sounds like Death needs to aim for a double kill. Been too long since Britain had a child monarch.

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Here’s the difference though. Tea leaves will actually drive the ants way.

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According to this, British people are ants as I am pretty sure that ants would enjoy the sweet beans on toast.

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Although they’d probably prefer the sickly sugar water that Heinz come in, rather than the far superior Branston beans.

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This requires some experimentation.

To the lab!

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Yeah British people are just a subset of weak ants, clearly.

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Beans and toast? 🤨

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Exactly, what kind of blasphemy is this? It’s beams on toast.

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Beams, Jesus? Your day job is showing…

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Didn’t you read the Bible you jerk? It says Thou shan’t correcth thy son of God on thy interneths.

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