>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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Relatable

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i can fix him

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Please do… how?

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25 points

I am so lost.

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That means you’re mostly normal. Shh, bby. It’s ok

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28 points

Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.

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Is it…actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?

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I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw

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It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.

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12 points

How bout you not lift in the nude, anon?

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How can you say he is no angle when he’s clearly being obtuse.

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