>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the
garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this
weekend. What do I do now?
I can’t say if this is satire.
I cannot qualify your certainty without a deific invocation. Would you say that this is the truth, on god?
WTF is “Chinese sauce”?
Szechuan sauce. Subtle Rick and Morty reference implying he’s a neck beard fanatic.
Do they even make Szechuan sauce anymore though? Are people on 4Chan just reposting their own stories now or did McDonald’s just give him old rancid sauces?
Theres only one option now, Anon. Pick that bar back up.
I am so lost.
Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.
I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw
He might not be an angle, but he sure is acute!
