I posted this earlier today in the tech lemmy instance, but, they have no sense of humor and deleted it. I’m trying here.

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Musk has burnt through $44 Billion. I’m sure even the government could have spent it better than he has

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They would have spent it on bombs and missiles, not on useful stuff.

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Hey they would have bought a kid or two a book. Maybe.

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But bombs and missiles “Made in USA”, that’s how the trickle down works, right? 💦🚽

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On a wrench.

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You overestimate governments. But a blind dog could’ve spent it much better.

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… he said in a post on a worldwide network whose creation the US government originally funded.

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Not for the purpose of giving it to the people.

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Via the same agency that created Agent Orange.

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Who is this blind dog, and how can we make him president?! 🐕‍🦺

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They spelled ‘eat’ wrong.

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AXE THE RICH

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Yes! Bombard them with body spray!!

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Dear god its a highschool boys locker room!

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Delete the rich

Extinguish the rich

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Yeah but then you couldn’t get that timely ‘X’ in there.

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Let me introduce you to him: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/1700891 🤣

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We hungry!

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Execute?

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The techie guys are also the ones with verified Twitter accounts and Elon Musk balls on their mouths in my experience so i can’t say i’m surprised if they deleted your post :/

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A lot of us sadly are, but there are also ones like me with a strong affinity for open source and such. And we collectively join in the Elon hate.

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Looks fake. Probably why. Lighting is all fucked. Ground not consistent with massive sign lit up. 🚩

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we can’t effort the rich anymore.

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But, doesn’t light always go only up?

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Yeah, otherwise it would be called “heavy”.

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Yeah, it’s hot. Heat rises. Therefore, vis a vis, indubitably, light goes up.

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Smog. You get used to it after a while.

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I can tell by the pixels

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They spelled EAT wrong.

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The joke is that Twitter put a giant X Sign on the roof of their building so the edit needs to include an X

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Nope, T A X is an acceptable alternative spelling for E A T.

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Nah, for them, taxes would just be another small hurdle to squash

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Make it a tiered hurdle: top tier, above $1M, 98% income taxes.

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¿Por que no los dos?

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Taxing the rich, and then eating them. What could possibly go wrong?

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