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Is it strange that I want to try this too?(lemmy.world)

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BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website
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Don’t do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.

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Gork@lemm.ee
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At least the ghosts are helping us in the War on Christmas. Somebody’s gotta be on the side of against Christmas in order for the culture war to make any sense.

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Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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Maybe the real war on Christmas is the ghosts we make along the way.

And whats more woke than helping those with nobody to fight for them.

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Raxiel@lemmy.world
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I don’t know how well you’ll sleep with those four spirits visiting you, but sweet dreams.

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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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Wait, what’s the fourth spirit?

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state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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The spirit of sexy Christmas.

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androogee (they/she)@midwest.social
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(Five if they’re Muppets.)

Marley was dead, to begin with.

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Altreus@sh.itjust.works
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I feel like the only person in the world who can’t stand polyester, especially in bed

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fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
23 points

polyester is ass. 100% cotton all day every day

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TurtleTourParty@midwest.social
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I hate it. It feels terrible on my skin and quickly smells.

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KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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My mother is allergic to it. Real pain in the ass. You’re not the only one.

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InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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You mean like polyester underwear?

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KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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And shirts, and bandaids, and thread, and gloves, and…

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Akasazh@feddit.nl
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I’ll stick to mono ester, I’m not a Bigamist heathen.

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chooglers@lemmy.ml
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needs more bifocals and mutton chops

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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“He’s clearly got some issues, I just don’t know that PTSD is one of them…”

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