11 points
In the house of a rich man there is no where to piss but his mouth.
10 points
If I were not Diogenes, I would wish to be Diogenes.
10 points
He acts how I imagine Marx would act in that time period lol
7 points
[brandishing a plucked chicken] BEHOLD, A MAN!!
5 points
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5 points
6 points
My favorite is him disproving Zeno’s Achilles Paradox after a long tirade by just saying nothing and walking