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PHP vs. Banana(files.mastodon.social)

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PHP is still better than any JS 👇😂 credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:

  1. Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you’re really determined).
  2. Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP…
  3. Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask…

TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Shadow@lemmy.ca
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“hilariously” is probably the wrong word to describe this comic.

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glimse@lemmy.world
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The entire image description is awful too

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Best back-end language for writing shit that just works, with no additional set-up or packages required == banana PHP!

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reflectedodds@lemmy.world
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For real, PHP gets a lot of shit, but it’s pretty good I think. It’s got classes, allows for importable modules, there’s a decent package manager, testing frameworks. I think maybe the only thing missing that other languages have is async/await.

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Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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But meme says it sucks. So therefore it must be true?

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cerement@slrpnk.net
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Banana looks like a fine programming language …

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Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org
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Is it peanut butter jelly time yet

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