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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities(www.theonion.com)

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andrewta@lemmy.world
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So no more sex?

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Postreader2814@lemm.ee
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No more wet sex.

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TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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Ben Shapiro, it’s your time to shine!

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andrewta@lemmy.world
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Ouch

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TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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I’m going in dry, bite that pillow!

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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Spies will now be forced to conduct “dryworks” instead of “wetworks.”

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