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Actually not funny(i.imgur.com)

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heartlessevil@lemmy.one
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Programmer: “Does that mean it’s free?”

Cashier: stabs you in the face

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marcos@lemmy.world
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Undefined behavior can go bad quickly.

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ruffsl@programming.dev
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Could go the other way though. Ask them nicely if they’d be willing to free up their heap of inventory, and if they return you a cart overflow, you know you’ve stumbled upon the ultimate zero day coupon.

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Spaceape@lemmy.nrsk.no
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I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say “Looks like I won again!”, cashier dies a little inside.

Every time.

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Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied “the winning lottery numbers?” I said “if I had those, I wouldn’t be talking to you.”

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ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev
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Kogasa@programming.dev
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No, but these nulls might indicate references that previously pointed to memory that was freed.

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Moc@lemmy.world
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Unhandled exception leads to panic

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velxundussa@sh.itjust.works
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I worked in groceries story when I was younger.

But funily enough, it’s probably one of the rare times I’d have answered “yes”!

We got a policy here where anything mislabelled under 10$ is free for the first item. Anything over 10$ gets a 10$ rebate.

My understanding is that it was put in place a while ago when stores stopped labelling individual items to keep them in check and ensure that consumers had a recourse in case of mistake.

Source: https://www.opc.gouv.qc.ca/en/consumer/topic/price-discount/store/tip-sheet/

NULL being “no money” by any definition, and the regular price for this probably being under 10$… well, it’s probably free!

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I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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Everything is free. The problem is avoiding the cops afterwards.

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Bappity@lemmy.world
23 points

can I get uhhhhh NullPointer Exception: Object reference not set to an instance of an object.

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randomblock1@lemmy.world
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sorry we only have Exception in thread “main” java.lang.NullPointerException, is that okay?

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yum13241@lemm.ee
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How about

Class lol : Object
{
public static init void main (string args)
{
    virtual void A_Start()
    {
          Java.Print(args)
          break
     }
}
}

In case it’s not clear, I know nothing about Java.

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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that’s how I like my coffee

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lightsecond@programming.dev
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z3n0x@feddit.de
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Mmh nice, nullives.

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Matti@lemmy.world
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When you buy these an exception is thrown.

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Speiser0@feddit.de
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Real world doesn’t make exceptions. So you’ll get UB.

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