Malfeasant

No shit?

I live in Phoenix, our airport is called sky harbor…

Every accusation is a confession…

HE SAID “YOUR SWEET, SWEET BALLOON KNOT. FOREVER, TAKING THAT HOT DEMON GEL. ASK KAGE.”

If people kept setting fire to your house with a flamethrower, would you care about the quality or effectiveness of the flamethrower?

I’m not forced to drive a car either - but if I try to ride my bike someplace, I’m likely to get run over by someone else’s car, so…

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and never try again.

I can feed my family at a sit down restaurant for about the same price as fast food, and the food is better on top of it…

Lololololololol. No, they do not. I support a product that gets updated roughly quarterly, and the number of times people complain about their vulnerability scanner finding something when they’re on a 4 year old version is too damn high.

My wife has it figured out this year - she was laid off 2 weeks before her 20 year anniversary.