31 points

The Solomon approach to problem solving

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Robber shows up

Asks me to find my money

I break down into tears and tell him I’ll help him look

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that actually happened once. robber broke in, demanded all money, then gave it back when he counted it out and it was less than 10 dollars

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“GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!”

starts laughcrying and is consoled by the burglar

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same or similar story (?) about the guy who stalked a woman at an ATM and made her give him all her money ($20) and then made her show him her account balance on the ATM screen and when he saw it was $0 He smirked in pity, gave her the $20 back and left.

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14 points

What is this?

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Lamp.

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Probably a moth attractor, yes. But could also be a very dull cat tree. Either way, now it has eyes.

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4 points

Could also be a sign without text.

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4 points

A dice on a stick

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Looks like a Sonos Five on a stand to me (hifi speaker).

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Missed the couch.

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It’s a two man lift according to the Burglar Union, he knows it’s safe

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Wisdom: Work smart, not hard.

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That guy aims like he heard an acorn

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

Ps. Sub to all my comic strip communities…

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Garfield !garfield@lemmy.world https://lemmy.world/c/garfield

The Far Side !thefarside@sh.itjust.works https://lemmy.world/c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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