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And I’ve run out of pants(lemmy.world)

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Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world
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I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of “You know what I’m saying?” Or “Picking up what you’re putting down.”

Now I like to say to people “Do you smell what I’m stepping in?”

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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hperrin@lemmy.world
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Same piss? That would mean…

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(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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We don’t need AI images there’s already a stock photo of everything

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𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

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Persen@lemmy.world
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Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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Multitasking!

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Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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SSDD

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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

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