Chemistry has discovered more than they probably care to admit by accidentally licking things.
Purposefully licking things.
Chemists of old were a bit less safety conscious than we are today. Tasting the chemicals you just made was just part of the job back then.
We still like to sniff stuff. You’ve got some very sensitive chemoreceptors right on your face, might as well use them!
Biology: Lick here… Yep, that’s the spot. Continue… Oh yeah, keep going. Uhhh…
Human anatomy: you’re technically always licking it. And now you’re aware of it. Your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Touching your teeth.
I always hate how well this works…
Also I hope you enjoy manually breathing now as in retaliation
Geography: You can try, but it’s gonna take you a while.
Cartography: “Would you not lick my maps, please?”
History: Fuck You.
Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others… better not.
Economics: “Is Human Resources there?”
Medicine: “Next, please.” or “Don’t, please.”
Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.
Law: Go to jail.
Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?
Electronics: Only the low voltage side.
Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.
Mycology: “go ahead have a seat. Lick this one. It’ll be fun!”
I want to make a joke about “that’s how you catch herpes”, but my brain is fried.
So I’ll just leave you with the knowledge that the Colorado River Toad is also psychedelic. and the Park Service really wants people to stop.
