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Two months from now:

LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.

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Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor’s penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.

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Concerned Matriarchs LLC spokesperson says female staff are not pedophiles for having sex with underage boys in order the make them straight.

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I just wouldn’t even be surprised anymore.

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What other hope do we have,” Penton said, “but to inject the word of God into the hearts of brainwash the next generation?”

-ftfy

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What a fucking cesspool

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Not that I want this nation to turn into a theocracy, but when it does, I look forward to the Great Sectarian Wars.

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