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Instructions unclear, penis stuck in light socket.

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Classy af to be sure, but wouldn’t work without a base to keep it from falling over. My cats love to launch themselves around, mostly when I am asleep and would certainly destroy these beauties.

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Will someone explain what I’m not country enough to understand

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Further context for those outside US:

The bottles are from two of the most common, cheap domestic beers, which can be found everywhere but are strongly associated with low-brow party culture of the suburbs and the holler (tailgating, barbecues, etc). Like, if you order one of these at an upscale place, it’s probably either to signal approachability / lack of pretension or because it’s the cheapest thing on the menu.

Also making do with what’s at hand, aka “redneck engineering,” is a meme in its own right.

Edit: not turning my nose up, to be clear. (Though if I’m picking up a case of cheap beer, it’ll be PBR or Schlitz if that’s still around. Maybe non-light Coors.)

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Light beer lights.

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I think they’re lamps made out of beer bottles (just with no lightbulbs installed yet, they’d sit in the top).

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For a minute I thought these were carbonation savers, special caps for fizzy wines that make it so they don’t lose to much bubbles over night.

Which didn’t catch me as very redneck

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We used to make these with liquor bottles and sell them at flea markets.

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If you were going to do that, it seems like you should fill the bottom half with cement or something - otherwise they’d be top heavy.

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Slap some duct tape on it

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I’d go with super glue it to the side table

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