We used to make these with liquor bottles and sell them at flea markets.

“Get it? Light beers! Daryl, come look at these light beers, they finally found a use for em.”

Classy af to be sure, but wouldn’t work without a base to keep it from falling over. My cats love to launch themselves around, mostly when I am asleep and would certainly destroy these beauties.

When the labels are still on the bottles.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in light socket.