I mean crashing technically counts as a landing. We can use the rocketry term lithobraking to make it sound better.

Any landing where you can walk away from the plane is a good landing.

Any landing where you can reuse the plane is a great landing.

There are more planes in the sea than there are boats in the air. Thibk about it.

some land harder than others

Exactly, unlike hot air balloons (R.I.P. Moody’s Mom)

maybe should clap when it successfully takes off without anything falling off

But what if you see someth

Trains are better than planes, because in the railroads, blowing a whistle is just a normal safety practice

Add a firm but reassuring “Thank fuck for that! Now I can get off this death trap.”

You know how every single industry is decaying and getting worse because organizations don’t value the people who do the work and just amass wealth in the upper echelons of the enterprise?

Well they’re doing it in the aerospace industry, too