first we laugh at them for having 2 braincells and insane orange cat behaviour

then they unite better than we are and elect their own president

After president term of crimes and close calls Garfield is still running for 2nd term and left can’t stop doing pikachu face

Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place

thanks, I originally included the source in the body

terminal is a joy for the whole family. Noone is left behind

it sounds like you can get provided for till the rest of life if you sue your previous employer. Gotta order up few kevlar shirts to court hearings just in case tho

rest?? what do you mean vacation? I just need a larger stick to hit myself. It worked so far, it will work again!

No, I’m not stubborn, you don’t understand, by hurting myself I’m actually supporting heart transplant industry, therefore enacting systemic change

sorry, I think some of the suggestions in this topic worked too well

I wonder were there any victimless crimes? for example watching porn at home from corp laptop

if so, do you know how the trials of such cases usually went? or it’s all one-on-one conversations/decisions?

some ppl really need big sign on the wall reminding them that the employer is always watching their corp laptop. It’s thankless hecked up job to be a bouncer