56 points

North Korea like: if I can’t have a space program nobody else can either

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This is false advertising.

Starlink was the first company and product designed to intentionally increase space junk.

Although not needing to provide and internet connection does mean FragSat is a cheaper and more superior product.

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Starlink to date has not had any collisions, and it saved me from Comcast.

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Flirting with Kessler syndrome so you can land trick shots in Fortnight.

The only benefit starlink has over transitional satellite internet is relatively low latency, you could have gotten a different satellite provider.

Just because there hasn’t been a collision yet, doesn’t mean there won’t be. And there has been measurable damage to ground based telescope observations due to the constant stream of starlink sats overhead.

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There are plenty of reasons to criticize Starlink. Kessler syndrome isn’t one. All of the satellites are in such low orbits that they will decay relatively quickly without maintanance. As long as they have fuel they can move out of the way, and when they don’t they will burn up in the atmosphere.

Them ruining astronomy sucks. Them fucking with Ukraine suck. A lot of other things they’re doing sucks. They aren’t actually polluting orbits in any reasonable interpretation though.

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Ok

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No one’s landing trick shots in Fortnite on satellite internet.

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Pretty sure the joke is aimed at cubesats

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Launch a constellation of satellites that provide fibre optic levels of Internet service and cell signal anywhere on the globe.

Zron : nyeeh! Space junk! Elongated Muskrat!

You’re utterly cooked, buddy.

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Yeah but who wants a Nazi as their ISP?

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Are we doing the “everything I don’t like is Hitler” thing now?

I don’t like the guy either, but let’s judge the technology on it’s own merits, shall we?

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Several things can be true at the same time.

Starlink exists to give SpaceX nongovernment launches to boost its numbers and make it look good as a stock.

It also happens to provide a service at what is almost certainly a loss, considering each satellite only lasts a few years and thus requires a constant stream of replacements to be launched.

It also happens to fill the sky with a bunch of garbage that will inevitably hit something and lead to a spray of even more garbage.

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It also happens to provide a service at what is almost certainly a loss, considering each satellite only lasts a few years and thus requires a constant stream of replacements to be launched.

OK, so you do get they’re in decaying orbits. Good.

It also happens to fill the sky with a bunch of garbage that will inevitably hit something and lead to a spray of even more garbage.

What garbage? You just said they decay. Be consistent. There’s plenty of reason to not like them. Kessler syndrome isn’t one.

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Pretty much every service in the tech industry runs at a loss for a long time, that’s nothing special.

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Just spit balling here but is there any reason we couldn’t also make the radioactive?

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Russian-American de-escalation line transcript from Dec 14th 2024:

Saltzman: Dmitry, care to enlighten me as to why exactly Roscosmos felt the need to launch a Soyuz with nothing but depleted uranium marbles on board?

Rogozin: Scy-eence

Saltzman: OK, and why the second one?

Rogozin: Ree-plecibility

Saltzman: …

Rogozin: Vhat? I dought you like spacebolls

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“Just another way we’re bringing space down to earth”

^ Fantastic tag line

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Honestly you could do a ton of damage if you were to just yeet a metric ton or so of sand and gravel into LEO and released it in an exciting fashion

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Make sure it’s in a retrograde orbit for maximum fuckery

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sand accelerated on a glitter bomb like spinner so you cover all angles

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Of course you could, but good luck letting Leo agree to that, he was even squeamish about the anal sex.

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